How dreary to be somebody, how public like a frog, to tell your name the livelong day, to an admiring bog...

Saturday, January 2, 2010

13 hours shy of new year's day...

...but it still counts as new years, right?
Anyways, this is the official first post on my five-minute old blog! Really I'm doing this at the beheath and bequest (no, I don't think those are real words) of my sister. She said, "Do it on New Year's Day, you and mom do one together!" I enthusiastically replied, "Okay, sounds great!"
Yeah right.  
Well, it almost worked. As I said, it still counts as new years, and my mom IS going to make her own blog, soon, when she can think of a name, then it'll be soon...no really, soon...
So that's basically how this was born. Imagine, if you will, a languid pregnant mother on a hospital bed, a cup of steaming tea in one hand and a sci-fi novel in the other, as the nurses rush around and a doctor says, "Now, push! Push!" The oblivious mother says,"Yeah, okay, in a minute..."and a few hours later she remembers! Just in time to pop out a complacent blog post.
Just thought I'd give a general idea of how this blog is going to function.
So now's the time when I start into my new year's resolutions. I was just reading my sister's blog, with all her lovely aspirations, and thought, "Wow, those sound really awesome, maybe I SHOULD do something like that, make a list, think it through..."Ha. You guessed it:
Yeah right.
But yesterday talking with my family about new year's resolutions and the like, I said, "Well, you know, I don't really make new YEARS resolutions, 'cause I usually make new resolutions each day. You know, in the morning you sit up (or just kind of roll your head around) and think 'Today I think it would be a good idea to work on not being lazy. Got that? If I see something lying around, I'll pick it up.' Or maybe,'Today I resolve to be friendly to people. Get on facebook. Actually talk to people.' Or even just,'I resolve to get out of bed.' These are usually followed by a prayer, 'cause I mean really. There's no way I could do stuff (anything) without God. So for me, I really can't do year long resolutions, I just need to get the hang of daily ones first." So I said something to that extent I think.
And, just because my ramble on resolutions isn't long enough, I might also have said,"Oh yeah, and also, another reason I don't make NEW new years resolutions is because I really need to keep working on the OLD ones first. You know, like I said, basic stuff."
Well, I think I hear Kingdom Hearts calling my name. Or, calling something. I can't quite hear. Maybe I should go check.

2 comments:

  1. Have I ever told you that you are absolutely hilarious? And you write very well : D

    You're awesome.

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  2. That's pretty much awesome, Emily... :) Yay for blogs!!! And I didn't abandon my blog.... Yes, I did post.... :)

    Oh and I totally agree: You are AWESOMELY AMAZING!!!!!

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